Been Awhile...

And I apologize. Things have been downright batshit crazy in sports lately with the whole A-roid scandal, spring training and whatever bullshit ESPN drums up. I personally could give two shits about A-roid and his fantastical story about his cousin injecting him "twice a month" and the two of them not knowing what they were doing. Please, spare me the nonsense. It's fairly obvious by pictures of your cousin (and the MLB banning him in 2001) that your cousin knew EXACTLY what he was doing and you were just scared you were going to get caught. Well, you did. And although you admitted to it, sort of, you still left so much to be desired. Nobody liked you before and now everyone knows just how much of a bitch you really are. But I digress. There is so much more in sports that we could focus on. Like March madness coming up, or the NFL combine or my personal favorite, the NHL. The Bruins get a rematch tonight against Florida after losing to them Saturday 2-0 in what was a dismal offensive showing. Yes, Thomas Vokoun made 41 saves and played well, but we had a god damn 5 minute power play that me cringe like I was watching an Even Stevens marathon. Painful. They follow that up with a loss to the Lightning on Sunday. Remind me why we don't trade Manny Fernandez for Eric Cole? I mean the Oilers clearly need a goalie and we clearly need a tough left handed shot. Fucking pull the trigger. For all the good Peter Chiarelli has done in Boston, he has yet to make an impact deal. He's done a good job with free agents but didn't make a big trade last year and it looks more and more likely that he will be reluctant to do so this year. Whatever happens, the B's need to go on the offensive or their ship will sink faster than the motha fuckin Amistad. Put Krejci with Kessel and Savard with Wheeler, that's what needs to happen. Until then, watch out for the Devils, their creeping like MJ in Thriller.